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[Berling]

1,4 mln nel server euw

 

 

 

 

non avevo visto

[abcdef]

ah i server koreani,cinesi,taiwanesi ecc non sono accessibili con le api

[Berling]

Alfabeto pronto al cambio delle ward?


In b4 solo 2 ward in tutta la mappa

[Berling]

 

 

 

truestory

 

 

alcune sono sgravissime altre delle vaccate assurde

 

 

mastery che aumentano i danni ricevuti, srsly?

[abcdef]

boh non sembra male, l'unica cosa brutta è il targon op chi da tipo 2k gold in una partita

[abcdef]

ah e il doge e sivir sono troppo forti

[Berling]

sivir hai visto il nerf dell'ultima patch?

 

 

guarda che è il mio main carry, prima in early di Q era un pelo abusiva( andata + ritorno mezza vita ) ma adesso in early fa schifo a spruzzo l'hanno solo migliorata un pò in late

Messaggio modificato da Berling il 26 novembre 2013 - 23:00

[Berling]

comunque figata dai i nuovi item da sup, tons of gold che adesso non devi più nemmeno spendere per prendere fucilate di ward visto che più di 3 non ne puoi mettere

[abcdef]

si infatti il problema è che i support sono diventati piu forti dei jungler

[Berling]

balle ti ricordo che hanno boostato anche gli item da jungla

 

 

40% ori in più dai minion con la lanterna? srsly?

 

 

vedi gente che non ganka fino al 7 che esce dalla jungla grossissima porco dio

 

 

comunque mi piace la nuova direzione presa, il sup è finalmente divertente da giocare visto che hai soldi da spendere e non devi più passare il 90% del game a wardare ovunque.

 

 

 

oh l'hai gufata a sivir   oggi altro nerf sul pbe adesso pure la bolla dura la metà e hanno alzato la durata di tutti i cd

 

 

inizio a tenere punti per prendermi un altro adc ormai sivir farà la fine di draven

[Killer application]

support con i soldi

[abcdef]

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nology-25559048

 

 

 

The hacking group said it carried out the series of attacks for "the lulz" in a text chat with Mr Varga

[Berling]

hanno attaccato anche dota e battlenet ho sentito

 

 

si ma per buttare giu i server di lol non serve chissà cosa eh  

 

basta un giorno di festa e qualcuno che logga   è come sparare sulla croce rossa dai

[Killer application]

infatti i server valve sono stati giu 10 minuti. io l'ho letto solo oggi...

[Berling]

si ma era un banale attacco ddos

 

aziende serie come la blizzard e la valve lo hanno sistemato in 10 minuti, la riot che tiene su i server a criceti ci ha perso tutta la sera a quanto ho sentito

[Killer application]

il tizio che avevano preso di mira se l'è passata male comunque.

 

Praticamente gli hanno trovato via e numero civico, prima è seguito un bombing di tutte le pizzerie in zona per fargli portare 2 kili di pizza. Poi hanno mandato la polizia dicendo che il tizio aveva una ragazza in ostaggio.

[Berling]

master troll

[abcdef]

il tizio che avevano preso di mira se l'è passata male comunque.

 

insomma, con 150k viewers si sarà fatto 20k $ in una notte

[Berling]

si ma sai anni di vita che ha perso quando la polizia ha sfondato la porta di casa sua

[Berling]

The league "Stereotype"

 

 

 

The sleeper:

He plays anywhere but not jungle. He is the guy who calls SS twenty seconds after his lane ganked another lane.
Whenever you engage you don't understand why there are still two enemies alive and you are dead while you partner is somewhere around his tower recalling with full hp. Whenver there is a royal rumble bot he's always late and proceeds to die with a Forever Alone face.

The Early rager:

He's your annoying partner for the next 30-40 mins, it doesn't matter which lane he picks, as soon as first blood is drawn he's gonna call for feed, how noob your team is and he threatens to go afk(he's bluffing). Whenever a TF happens he's standing still in the middle of the fight, he's busy ragin' on WhatsApp and typing all kind of insults to you, your parents and even people you do not know.

The Reporter:

Wheter you recall with 50hp left, take a minion kill or accidentally secure a champion kill, his first sentence is : Reported!. Even if you score a pentakill he will still say he'll report you because you stole his kills. Even if a butterly flip her wings on the other side of the world he will say he will report you, it's your fault and you are a noob. At the end of the game he will just leave and will not report anyone.

The Statmongerous dude:

He's a very egocentric guy, he loves to gank lonely champions with his master yi op champ, he avoid any tf that involves more than 1 champion because he will not be able to avoid dying. His goal is not to win a game, his goals is to look cool on lolking by showing an incredible KDA ratio. He will say that you are bad and not worthy of his help and he will never play in the team as his sole purpose is to boost his lolking stats.

The Ward Addict:

He can't get enough of 'em, he craves wards everywhere in the map, even in his own bathroom he has a pink ward on the shelf and a gold trinket right where he sits.
Whenever your team gather mid he will run alone in the only unwarded jungle spot just for the sake of getting ganked so he can scream that there are no wards and that your support is bad and should uninstall the game. He hid is brain in the brush and place a ward in his place to juke the enemy team in thinking he's smart.

The Team Rocket duo:

The love each other and they secretly hug while they are recalling. This duo usually comprises a challenger guy tagging along a Bamboo 5 friend. They claim bot lane for themselves and they entertain the enemy team by feeding them whenever possible. Their secret ability is to die 2v1, showing off their 1337 skillz. Usually the most savvy players dodge during bans because they prefer to save 30 mins of humiliation.

The Troll or Trundle:

He mimics everything you do during champ selection, if you take top he takes top, if you take jungle he takes jungle. It doesn't matter where you are going, he said that in champion select before anyone else so he has the right to play that role, and if he can't he will troll the entire game. It is rumored that certain people ALT+F4 as soon as someone types <lane> or troll.

The Hero:

He's the brother you always coveted, he's the hero of the game, he will take 1v5 the whole enemy team with 50 hp and manages to pull off a pentakill, he doesn't bother to type or ping for he has been trained by Chuck Norris himself and he could just win the game by pressing one random key on the keyboard. But he's the hero and heroes have to win against unsurmountable odds. He's usually found boosting accounts without telling anyone, not even the owner of said account.

The Acrobat:

If you ever wondered if Shaco was the best jester in the kingdom...well the acrobat will cast jokes on him all day long. His main champion is Lee Sin but he's skilled at using any champion that can leap, jump or do any kind of acrobatics...yes, like in a proper circus he can do numbers with tiger nidalee. He's a master at Street Fighter 2-Turbo and IV. He has a degree in Jack in a Boxes. Most of the time you can see him jump around the jungle while there is a teamfight, only appearing with a Norris kick in the face of the poor sod who stood too close to the jungle. As fast as you see him move he's also fast at disappearing, getting away with 10 hp throught the jungle. Axel Rose made a song dedicated to him called "Welcome to the Jungle"

The Scripter:

Somewhere in the world, hidden in a hidden basement in a hidden city, lives a guy who is a computer genius, he uses his USB mouse as if it was a wii controller. His main champion is Tryndamere because he can spam scripts like there's no tomorrow, auto-ult, autospin to nearest enemy, sometimes you see him use akali or other exotic and old champions for whom scripts are available. He's not very skilled at gaming, but his scripts will make the difference...well...not HIS scripts...he downloaded them but LoL punkbuster cannot detect them...wait...LoL PB?